When is it going to be my turn, when do I get to be selfish.
lmfao. 
How to easily be elected as President of the United States:

oh-drugs:

mattkn0wsbest:

Use the legalization of marijuana as your campaign.

Omfgggg

lol, with a 50$ tax on every ounce. -____________- plus dealers wouldn’t support lmao

A guy is only insecure about losing his girl when he knows someone else can treat her better.

(Source: hpnotiqandhangovers)

mylifeasbreahn:

EXACTLYYYYY MY NIGGA..ROCK THE BELLS IS NOT THAT TIGHT
mylifeasbreahn:

Just came on myself..

MY BIRTHDAYYYY <3 FASHO

amorningcupofjo:

thecakebar:

fastest cinnamon rolls! (recipe/tutorial)

OMG that looks delicious. @___@

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